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Caught Red-Handed

May 1, 2012 by Charlie 6 Comments

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Where’d those feathers in the truck come from? Is that blood on your collar?…..you’ve been turkey hunting again………haven’t you?!

 

This is Vic’s first experience with his master going turkey hunting without him.  He just is not understanding the concept of seasons.  He says that’s what goes on food right?

He was a loyal pup last fall hunting his heart out and tolerated me hunting deer alone, but that was it!  Now the spring turkey season is in full swing, dogs are not allowed and he is getting his feelings hurt.  So is it best to honest tell him to stay while I leave or is there some good sneak tactics?

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  1. Anne says

    May 1, 2012 at 10:40 pm

    Step 1: Purchase one of those inflatable slides that airplanes use to evacuate planes and mount it to the side of your bedroom window.
    Step 2: In the evening, make sure all of your hunting gear is next to your bed and far away from Vic. (Hopefully he doesn’t slumber in your room or this method would be trickier.)
    Step 3: Set the alarm on your cell phone to vibrate and slip it into your pillow. (This will give you the best chance of Vic not knowing you are awake.)
    Step 4: In the morning, when your pillow vibrates slip out of bed and into your hunting gear.
    Step 5: Open window and pull the release on the emergency slide.
    Step 6: Kiss Mrs. Elk on the cheek for good luck.
    Step 7: Slide out into the twilight of morning and tiptoe into the woods.
    Step 8: After hunting, slip into the house while Vic is distracted by Mrs. Elk. Toss your turkey into the fridge if needed.
    Step 9: Run up to your room and change into normal attire.
    Step 10: Have Mrs. Elk lead Vic to the outside of your door and pretend that you just woke up as you come out of your room. Vic will totally believe you. 😉

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    • charlie elk says

      May 21, 2012 at 9:59 pm

      Well Anne your advice seemed sound but Vic was too attentive, he caught everything. So I went with honesty is the best policy. Stay tune I will be posting some Vic stories and pictures of him begging to come with.

      Reply
  2. deer hunting says

    May 7, 2012 at 12:41 am

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  3. Smitty18 says

    May 20, 2012 at 3:23 am

    Haha Congrats on the bird Charlie. Dropped the hammer on a double bearded monster with 16 1/4 inches total beard length on the 12th. How big is yours?
    By the way, I am likeing the ‘burban pulling the boat. Nice to know that your sense of vehicle is right were it should be 🙂

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    • charlie elk says

      May 21, 2012 at 9:57 pm

      Congratulations Smitty a very nice bird indeed.
      Remember WI has virtually unlimited tags. So I must ask which bird would you like to know about?
      Would you like to post your story here?

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      • Smitty18 says

        June 5, 2012 at 1:10 am

        We will go with both ends of the kill spectrum. How about how big the runt and how big the biggest ones were.
        And i would be honored to post my story on your website!

        Reply

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